inaniloquent ([info]inaniloquent) wrote,
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This was going to be a comment on Liz' entry, but it is long enough to merit its own entry.

Teaching in Ebonics. That's encouraging people to sound ignorant. It boggles the mind.

I heard more on the story on some talk radio show. They were comparing Ebonics to Spanish. SPANISH! If I were Hispanic and Spanish was my first language, I would be so offended. Why? Because Spanish is a REAL language.

I think it's ridiculous that poor speaking skills are being defended and encouraged.

Do I think that everyone should sound alike and say everything the same way? Of course not. I think diversity should be appreciated as much as the next guy. It should not, however, hinder a child's education. Which I think it would. The only reason this plan is going into action is because (and this might sound harsh, but) the majority of kids in public schools are so LAZY and reluctant to work that teachers and the school board must be tearing out their hair trying to come up with any way to connnect with them. Some ideas, however, are just asinine. And this is one of those ideas.

Where is the logic? Abandoning the primacy of using the English language properly will give children the impression that no one out there in the real world will care if they are articulate. They'll be under the impression that they can use poor grammar anywhere and no one will think anything of it. And let's face it, people do.

What next, elite speak in English lessons?

Kid: "W-T-F, I dun wanna readz, LMAO."

Teacher: "S-T-F-U and turn to page sixteen or I'll give you detention. Yeah, PWN'D!"

Another kid: "I G-2-G to the bathroom."

Teacher: "B-R-B? Okay, take the pass."

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[info]ecchi_ja_nai

July 20 2005, 01:15:17 UTC 6 years ago

"Oples and banonos."

Gadzooks! To think I only missed your posting by five minutes (as I'm currently writing this). Not exactly your most coherent of entries, but I'm sure you've got an explanation for it. 'Cause, you know, you've got some 'splainin' do to.

That really doesn't look right. How the hell are you supposed to write fictional words? I guess that's why I don't think I could ever type in ebonics, let alone speak it.

I recall during my junior year, right when there was all that ruckus going on about teaching ebonics as an actual second language in Oakland, CA, that we were reading something in iambic pantameter or the like. Somebody had wondered aloud, "who speaks like that?" Of course, I had to open my sarcastic mouth, and without even a hint of implied cruelity, said "Well, people in Oakland."

Most of the class gave the usual "that was sooo lame" groan, but my teacher totally chewed me out for it. Also remides me of when, in seventh grade, my English teacher lectured the entire class for twenty minutes about swearing, and how unintelligent he thought it was, when he overheard me saying "hell" in some passing conversation with a friend of mine.

I'm really surprised you didn't mention anything about DDR in your email. Grown out of your step-step-groovin' phase? LOL, DDR.

Do I win for having the longest, most useless comment?

[info]inaniloquent

July 20 2005, 01:26:17 UTC 6 years ago

Re: "Oples and banonos."

Sign on to Yahoo! :O

[info]jamaismieux

July 20 2005, 04:58:26 UTC 6 years ago

I think Mr. Frakes actually wrote a paper on the linguistics of African American descendants, something about their speech closely resembling that of like original African speech. Anywho. I dont know, I just wanted to say something :D
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